Basic
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
What can run but cannot walk?
A river.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. How?
He is a Barber.
Sally’s mom has 3 kids Jack,Jake and ____.
Who is the third kid?
Sally!
They have no flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone, but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Mushroom
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
What coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint.
I am always in front and never behind. What am I?
The future.
The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
Zebra
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
What sleeps through the day and comes out at night? The more it weeps, the more it creates light.
A candle.
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery.
What has teeth, but cannot chew?
A comb.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
What tastes better than it smells?
A tongue.
A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first?
The car door.
What is yours but your friends use it most?
Your name.
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
Noon
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.