It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
The moon
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What is white when it's dirty?
A blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
The letter T
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
What comes before everything, is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I am an odd number. Take away one letter, and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
You see a boat filled with people. It hasn’t sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on board. Why?
All the people were married.
Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
What can’t be seen, can’t be held, but can be shared and can disappear if you say its name?
A secret
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
An onion
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
A hole
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
A post office
The more you have of me, the less you see. What am I?
Hello darkness my old friendddddd