Riddles
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
the moon
What has a horn but can't honk.
a rhino
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
footsteps.
This is white when it is dirty.
a blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
the letter T?
What has four legs but can't walk?
a table.
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
What is alive and has only one foot?
a leg
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck.
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
letter F (First letter of each month of the year)
What goes up but never comes down?
your age?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
an ear of corn
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
an onion
How can you write 1000 using only 8 and mathematical operations (addition, subtraction etc).
888+88+8+8+8
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
a post office
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys doesn't uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.