Nothing about surds
Nothing about Algebra
Nothing about sums
Nothing about trig
Nothing about math
100
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
What is the moon
100
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
100
What has a horn but can't honk
What is a rhinocerous
100
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
100

The more you take the more you leave behind. What is it?

What are footsteps.

200
This is white when it is dirty.
What is a blackboard?
200
What is the difference between here and there.
What is the letter T?
200
What has four legs but can't walk?
What is a table.
200
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
What is Silence
200
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
300
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
300
What is alive and has only one foot?
What is a leg?
300
What is the best month for a parade?
March
300
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck.
300

What is smaller than an ant's mouth?

What the ant eats.

400
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
What is the letter F? (First letter of each month of the year)
400
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
400
What goes up but never comes down?
What is your age?
400
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
What is an ear of corn?
400

How do you make seven even?

Remove the S

500
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
What is an onion?
500
How can you write 1000 with 8.
888+88+8+8+8
500
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
What is a post office?
500

The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?

A coffin

500

What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

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