Riddles
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
the moon
What has a horn but can't honk
What is a rhinocerous
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
footsteps.
This is white when it is dirty.
a blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
the letter T
What has four legs but can't walk?
a table.
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What is alive and has only one foot?
a leg
Why cant a woman who is now living in Canada not be buried in the USA?
Because she is still alive!
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
the letter F (First letter of each month of the year)
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother there are six girls one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will. What am I?
an onion
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a lot of letters in it?
a post office