It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
The moon
What can be seen once in a minute, Twice in a moment and Never in a year?
The letter M
I am not living but have 5 fingers. What am I?
A glove
How can you make seven even?
This is white when it is dirty.
A blackboard?
What is the difference between here and there.
Letter T
What has four legs but can't walk?
table/chair
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What is alive and has only one foot?
A leg
Which word is written incorrectly in a dictionary?
The word INCORRECTLY
People buy me to eat, But never eat me. What am I?
A plate
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
Who makes moves while being seated?
A chess player
The more you move the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
An onion?
What tire does not move when a car turns right?
The spare tire
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
a post office
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin