It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
The moon
What has a horn but can't honk
rhinocerous
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps.
This is white when it is dirty.
A chalkboard.
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table.
Say my name and I disappear. What am I?
Silence
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
The letter F? (First letter of each month of the year)
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Corn
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
An onion
Imagine your in a dark room, how do you get out?
Stop imagining
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
Post office?