Riddles
What has a foot but no legs
Snail
Jimmy nother had three kids John and April wat the other
Jimmy
Why do we tell evey actor to break a leg
Because every play is cast
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
Calendar
What go up but don't come down
Rain
What has to be broke before used
Eggs
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements, the man’s lawyer surprises everyone when he announces “His wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to walk in those doors in about 30 seconds.”The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stares at the jury after a couple of minutes, the lawyer says “See! If you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn’t be watching that door Theury immediately gave a guilty verdict. Why did the jury convict him?
The man was guilty because he was watching the jury and not the door as he knew she won’t come.
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring back a chair
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
What travel around the world.but stay in on spot
What is stamp
Wat word began with a T end with a T have a T it
Teapot
a couple reported a robbery. The husband told the policeman, that he thinks that the burglar presumably entered the house by breaking through the window, pointing to the broken window glasses on the outside of the house.The policeman noticed that the inside of the house only a few tiny pieces of window glass particles scattered around near the broken window area and told him that it was not a burglary and no outsider has entered his house through that window. What made the policeman
When a window is broken from the outside by a thief, most of the glass will be found on the inside of the house, not on the outside of the house.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
The word Dozens
What kind of tree u carry in yo hand
Plam
You can hole it without your hands and arem
Breath
serial killer invited a prospective victim to her place. They ate together and after the meal. She offered her an apple. When she refused, she insisted that they share the apple. So, she took the apple and cut into two halves. Both of them started eating the apple. As soon as her guest ate the apple she died. If both of them had the same apple, how come one died and one survived?
She used a knife coated with just on one edge with cyanide/ poison. When she sliced the apple in two, only the victim’s half was poisoned.
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
That
There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
Just four, in a square formation.
How many many mouth have 28 days
All 12 mouth
What building has the most stories
Library
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea.
She shouted, “You brought me the same cup of tea!” How did she know?
She had already added sugar to her tea.
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.
Why?
The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. I'm found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn