What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
What do December, January, and February have in common?
The letter R!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
A frostbite!
What is a snowman’s favorite smell?
Carrots.
What kind of bicycle does a penguin ride?
An Ice-Cycle!
I am the light in the day or night. I can be seen in many shades of green. But to see me, you must go forth to the north. What am I?
The Northern Lights!
How did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go!
What do skis and the Earth have in common?
They both come with two poles!
Why do polar bears always scratch themselves?
Because of the ArcTICKS!
What are the names of December’s three older brothers?
A cember, B cember, and C cember.
Where do snowmen go dancing?
The Snow Ball!
What happens when a baby snowman has a temper tantrum?
They have a meltdown.
What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea!
I can drift, lift, swirl, and fall; but only in the winter or not at all. I can get big, but I’m usually small. I can appear when the weather is either wild or tame. I have a million brothers and sisters, but we never look the same. What am I?
A snowflake!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a witch?
A cold spell!