Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just incase I get a hole in one
Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped
The kind of music rabbits like.
HIP HOP
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
You might find these in a field
If they have horns I’d be wary
The females produce white stuff
That gets classified as dairy
A cow
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
the ocean
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
an onion
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll
What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
a har'VEST'
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
A kangaroo
What turns everything around but does not move?
a mirror
I am a type of citrus fruit
Although I am not an orange
I am not a melon either
But ‘melon’ you should rearrange
Lemon
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
Doors
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears
I travel very slowly
When gliding along the ground
Maybe my shell weighs me down
In your garden I am found
A snail
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
an echo
This normally grows in fields
It’s a grain from what I hear
It can be eaten piece by piece
Or straight from a long ear
Corn
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
How do trees get onto the internet?
They 'log' in
This is a big animal , Africa is where it is born.
It has thick gray, scaly skin and on its head, there is a horn
A rhino
Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
I am eaten boiled or steamed
As part of a main meal
I can also be Krispie
In a breakfast cereal
Rice