Riddles for Kids
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100

How many months of the year have 28 days?

All 12 of them! Every month has at least 28 days.

100

What goes up when rain comes down?

An umbrella

100

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!

100

Where do orcas play their music?

In ORCA-stras

100

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

200

What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?

A clock

200
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Hiss and Hers

200

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

200

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun

200

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks

300

It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?

Your name

300

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

A Calendar

300

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

300

What goes "tick tock" bow wow wow" 

A watch dog

300

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit

400

Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?

Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all. (This is a good example of how riddles use your existing expectations to trick you. Even though the answer is right in front of you, you’re tempted to continue the pattern instead.)

400

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your Breath

400

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

400

How does a dog stop a video?

By pressing the PAWS button

400

When do you get if you cross a refrigerator and a stereo?

Cool music!

500

If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?

A promise.

500

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

A map

500

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

500

Why do cows go to New York?

To see the MOOsicals!

500

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a your dog?

A flying carpet

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