I have no brain but am still smarter than the average human.
What am I ?
Calculator
The faster you run, the harder it is to catch me.
What am I ?
Breath
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.
What is the Crime ?
Suicide
What is taken before you can get it ?
Your Picture
What 5-letter word that you take away first two letters and have one remaining ?
Alone
What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle ?
ISLAND
Coffin
What fruit never ever wants to be alone ?
A Pear
A father and son were in a car accident. The father dies and the son is taken to the nearest hospital. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said: "I can't operate on him. He's my son."
Who is the doctor ?
The Boy's Mother
Break me, and I'll cage you. Obey me, and I'll save you.
What am I ?
The LAW
All 5 Sisters are busy. 1st one is reading, 2nd one is cooking, 3rd one is playing chess and 4th one is doing laundry. What is the 5th sister doing ?
She is playing chess with the 3rd sister.
What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter ?
Hole
What do these four words have in common ?
REVIVE
GRAMMAR
POTATO
UNEVEN
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It spells the same word backward.
I have 5 letters and people eat me. When you remove my 1st letter I become a crime. Remove my 1st and 2nd letter and I am an animal. If you remove my first and last letters, I'm a form of music.
What am I ?
GRAPE
Grape = Fruit people eat
Rape = A Crime
Ape = An Animal
Rap = Form of Music
I'm a 6-letter word. If I did not exist, you wouldn't either. With my 1st letter omitted, I'm an alternative. The last three letters are feminine. The first four letters make an insect.
Who am I ?
MOTHER
Other = An alternative
Her = Feminine
Moth = Insect
20+20+20=60. How can you make 60 again by using the same number 3 times, but it can't be 20 ?
Use the number 5 three times.
55+5=60