Riddles 1
Once you have it, you want to share it. Once you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
What can elephants make that no other animals can make?
Baby elephants.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
A b.
What has a bed but doesn’t sleep and a mouth but never eats?
A river.
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
Because it lost all of its contacts.
A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Which door does he go through first?
His car door
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
At the quack of dawn.
I have five and take away two, yet I am left with four. How is this possible?
Take the letters F & E off of the word five. This leaves you with IV which is four in roman numerals.
How fast do librarians travel?
They Book
What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?
A shoe
A construction worker fell off a 100 foot ladder but didn’t die. How is that possible?
He fell off the bottom rung.
How many days in a week start with the letter T?
Four (Today, Tuesday, Thursday, and Tomorrow)
If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?
Second place.
We see it once in a year, twice in a week but never in a day. What is it?
The letter E
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
I start with M and end with X. I have a never ending amount of letters. What am I?
A mailbox
Your in a room with no doors and no windows and soon you will run out of air. The only things in the room are a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
First you look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves equal a hole. So you crawl out the hole and now your free.
I can be made and I can be played. I can be cracked and I can be told. What am I?
A joke
I am a container with no sides and no lid, yet golden treasure lays inside. What am I?
An egg
You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Silverware
My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1.50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12?
8 months
I have a head & no body, but I do have a tail. What am I?
A coin
A cowboy rides in a town on Friday stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday.
Which letter of the alphabet contains the most water?
The letter C.
What ends everything always?
The letter ‘g’.