If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
What is a secret?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
How can you leave a room with 2 legs and come back with 6 legs?
Bring a chair back with you
what 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
The more you have of it, the less you see.
What is darkness?
It has to be broken before it can be used.
What is an egg.
It goes up and never comes down.
What is your age?
It is harder to catch the faster you run.
What is your breath?
I am the beginning of the eternity, the end of time and space. I am essential to Creation. What am I?
the letter E
It is tall when it is young and short when it is old.
What is a candle.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets.
What is a towel?
It is always in front of you but can’t be seen.
What is the future?
It stays where it is when it goes off.
What is an alarm clock?
The number of each animal that Moses took on the ark.
What is none. Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
It gets whiter the dirtier it gets.
What is a chalkboard?
What can you catch but never throw away?
A cold
It only has two words, but contains the most letters of all.
What is a post office?
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again.
What is an echo?
The number of times you can subtract five from twenty five.
What is once? After you subtract 5 from 25 it's not 25 anymore, it is 20.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A Fence
A question that you can never answer yes to.
What is "Are you asleep"?
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.
The highest mountain on earth before Mount Everest was discovered.
What is Mount Everest?
What you would light first if you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp.
What is the match?