What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, three legs at night, four legs at midnight. What am I?
A Human
A question that you can never answer yes to.
What is "Are you asleep"?
What do you call a room with no windows?
What is a mushroom
The highest mountain on earth before Mount Everest was discovered.
What is Mount Everest?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head.
What is the question that is most likely for someone to ask you about in New Mexico?
What is Red or Green?
It has to be broken before it can be used.
What is an egg/glow sticks.
Mary’s father has five daughters — Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono and who? What is the fifth daughter’s name?
Who is Mary
People say I put doctors out of business, sometimes I am sour, sometimes I am sweet, I can be eaten and can also be drunk. What am I?
What is an apple.
He has married many women, but has never been married.
Who is a preacher.
Mary has four daughters. Each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five children: four daughters and one son.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets.
What is a towel?
What has a bottom at the top?
What is your legs.
What part of roads do ghosts love to travel?
What is the dead ends.
What has many keys but can’t open a single door?
What is a piano.
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
What is a deck of cards.
It only has two words, but contains the most letters of all.
What is a post office?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
What has no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What room does a ghosts avoid?
The living room
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What is an empty essay.
There is a greenhouse. Inside the greenhouse, there is a white house. Inside the white house, there is a red house. And, inside the red house, there are lots of babies. What is it?
What is a watermelon.
The value of the moon.
What is $1? It has 4 quarters.
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
What is a mirror.