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Eight years ago, Bill was eight times the age of his son Bill Jr. Today, if you add their ages together, they add up to 52. How old are Bill and his son?
Bill is 40, and Bill Jr. is 12.
A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.
How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four brothers and three sisters.
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9!
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter "n"
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A candle.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make it a longer line?
Draw a short line next to it and now it’s the longer line.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
Dice
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint!
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10. Listen closely: 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens
You bought me for breakfast, lunch and dinner but never eat me, what am I?
Cutlery.
When will water stop running downhill?
When it reaches the bottom
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How many letters are there in the English alphabet.
18, 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’, and 8 in ‘alphabet’
What is the difference between electricity and lighting?
You have to pay for electricity.
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tomorrow?
Friday.
I am four letters long, I can be seen in the sky, I am the ocean & I am the sea. Can you guess me?
The color Blue.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking!
Railroad crossing, watch out of cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
T-H-A-T
Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
A fly.
You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye and I will never lie. What am I?
I am your reflection.
If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard