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You bought me for breakfast, lunch and dinner but never eat me, what am I?
Cutlery.
When will water stop running downhill?
When it reaches the bottom
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How many letters are there in the English alphabet.
18, 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’, and 8 in ‘alphabet’
What is the difference between electricity and lighting?
You have to pay for electricity.
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tomorrow?
Friday.
I am four letters long, I can be seen in the sky, I am the ocean & I am the sea. Can you guess me?
The color Blue.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking!
Railroad crossing, watch out of cars. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
T-H-A-T
Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
A fly.
You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye and I will never lie. What am I?
I am your reflection.
If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard