What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer.
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
A shadow
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
A choice
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
An echo.
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.