What has a bottom at the top?
Legs
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves? ?
road
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
An echo.
How many times can you subtract (вычитать) the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?
What is an ice cube?