Funny Riddles
Why did Tigger go into the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. What am I?
A daughter
What only works the first time you use it?
5 minutes
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea!
The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What has 6 faces, but cannot see?
A die
You can see it every day, but cannot touch it. What is it?
The sky
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck!
I run around the yard, but I never move. What am I?
A fence
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
When will water stop running downhill?
When it reaches the bottom.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
You can catch me, but never throw me. What am I?
A cold
What can fill a room, but take up no space?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have 6 daughters and each daughter has 1 brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
9 people --> 2 parents, 6 daughters, 1 son
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What has teeth, but never eats?
A comb!
Everyone has me, but no one can lose me. What am I?
A shadow
How is it possible to always find what you're looking for in the last place you look?
If you find what you're looking for, then you stop looking, so it was in the last place you looked.
I am 4 letters long, I can be seen in the sky, I am the ocean and I am the sea. What am I
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 2 days, and rode out of town on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse's name was Friday.