What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of
Trouble
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it
Silence
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
What answer can you never say yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
Shorter + er = shorter
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi