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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die (dice).
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?
7. Each girl has the same brother.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.