Basic
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Carpet
What is a mathematician favorite dessert?
PI
What can you catch but not throw?
COLD
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
a pencil
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
Walks in the wind,
But stand where there's moist,
Counts time, stops clocks,
Swallows kingdoms, gnaws rocks.
Sand
What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with t
Teapot
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
I am an animal, named after the animal I eat. What am I?
Anteater
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
Envelope
I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be. What word am I?
FEW
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One, two and three
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
"R"
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)!
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
what does the numbers 11, 69, 88, 96 all have in common?
they are all read the same upside down
What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?
a snowflake or snow
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON