What can’t be put in a saucepan?
It’s kid
What can you catch, but not throw
A cold
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs
A deck of cards
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None he has 3 sisters
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter
An envelope
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river is frozen
Where does today come before yesterday
In a dictionary
What has many teeth, but can’t bite
A comb
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day n night
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
What has hands, but can’t clap?
An clock
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs
A coat of paint
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
he person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin ⚰️