I have a mouth but never talk, I run but never walk, I have a bed but never sleep, what am I?
what is a river?
How much dirt is in a rectangular hole that is 2ft wide 3ft long and 2ft deep?
What is none?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
what is an umbrella
I have a neck but no head, arms but no hands. What am I?
what is a shirt?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
his horse is named Friday
what is a a barber?
How many months have 28 days?
What is 12
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
What is the letter "m"?
I have branches but no leaves, trunk, or fruit, what am I?
*hint* there are three possible answers
What is a bank or library or federal govt.?
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years, and the third is full of assassins with loaded guns,
Which room is safest for him?
What is the 2nd room? (the lions haven't eaten in three years, so they are dead.)
The more you take the more you leave behind,
What am I?
What are footsteps?
If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?
What is 3 apples?
It gets dirtier the more it cleans. What is it?
What is a towel?
I have a head and a tail, I'm brown and I have no legs, What am I?
What is a penny?
I have 18 legs and catch flies. What am I?
What is a baseball team?
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
What is fire?
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
What is none? (roosters don't lay eggs)
I am a four-lettered word; read it backward or forward, I remain the same. I usually bring more light and warmth. I am not a clock, but can help you with the time. What am I?
What is noon?
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, this was the tallest mountain in the world.
What is Mt. Everest?
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
What is a watermelon?
Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
What is water?
What is the maximum possible number of times you can subtract number 5 from number 25?
What is once? ( when you subtract 5 from 25, it becomes number 20, then 15, etc.)
It has lakes and seas but no water, cities but no people, mountains but no rocks, and it shows the way. What is it?
What is a map?
I have married many times, but I am still single. What am I?
What is a priest?
A word I know, six letters it contains, removes one letter, and twelve remains. What am I?
What is "dozens"?