Jokes
Riddles
100
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age! :)
100
What always runs but never walks? What has a bed but never sleeps? What has a bank but holds no money? What has a mouth but never eats?
A river
200
What is one of a kangaroo's favorite drink?
7-up, and a fruit pouch! :)
200
There are ten copy-cats in a boat. If one jumps out, how many are left?
0 None
300
Why shouldn't you play cards at a zoo?
Because there might be a cheetah! :)
300
Abby's mother has three daughters. The 1st one's name is April. The second one's May. What is the thirds name?
Abby.
400
What type of candy is best at preforming plays?
Skit-tles! :)
400
Deb going home one night lost track of time. She turned out all of the lights wich resulted in the death of three people. How can this be?
Deb lives in a light house.
500
What is a dogs favorite hotel room?
K-9 ! :)
500
What chest has no lock or key? Or no openings at all? Yet it has a golden treasure inside. What is the chest?
A hard boiled egg.
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