random
random
random
long
not easy.not hard
100
im black and white but red all over
newspaper
100
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
100
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
stop imagining
100
The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly." How can that be possible?
The marines were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is (of course it does not apply to the North and South Pole)
100
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
200
im brown and stickey
stick
200
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mushroom
200
what is at the end of the rainbow?
w
200
13 people came into a hotel with 12 rooms and each guest wanted his own room. The bellboy solved this problem. He asked the thirteenth guest to wait a little with the first guest in room number 1. So in the first room there were two people. The bellboy took the third guest to room number 2, the fourth to number 3, ..., and the twelfth guest to room number 11. Then he returned to room number 1 and took the thirteenth guest to room number 12, still vacant. How can everybody have his own room?
Of course, it is impossible. Into the second room should have gone the 2nd guest, because the 13th guest was waiting in room number 1
200
Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man
300
i get wet when drying
towel
300
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
300
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
a window
300
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
The two babies are two of a set of triplets
300
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp
400
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
a screw
400
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die
fire
400
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
an onion
400
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
At first, there were 2 pears on the tree. After the wind blew, one pear fell on the ground. So there where no pears on the tree and there were no pears on the ground.
400
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
a palm
500
I wiggle and cannot see, sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. I really don't want to be on a hook, and I become a person when combined with book. What am I?
a worm
500
ITS SUNDAY the father was murdered.the mother says 'it wasnt me i was doing the laundry".the daughter says "it wasnt me i was playing barbie"the butler says "it wasnt me i was getting the mail".....who did it?
the butler.the mail doesnt come on sunday :)
500
What gets broken without being held?
a promise
500
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29. Where is the remaining dollar?
This is a nice nonsense. Each guest paid $9 because they gave $30 and they were given back $3. The manager got $25 and the difference ($2) has the bellboy. So it is nonsense to add the $2 to the $27, since the bellboy kept the $2
500
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
he was playing monopoly
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