Once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.
What is the letter M?
100
A cowboy rode into River Edge on Friday. Three days later he rode away on Friday. This is possible because of this.
What is his horse was named Friday?
100
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
What is SILENCE.
200
After you take away the whole, some still remain.
What is wholesome?
200
How can a person go 8 days without sleep?
What is no problem because people usually sleep at night.
200
A man wearing all black is walking down a country road. A large, black car without it lights on races around the corner and screeches to a stop. How did the driver see the man walking?
What is it was in the daylight?
200
An old snowman is called this.
What is water?
200
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. One boxer gets knocked out after 6 rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is that possible?
What is the boxers are females.
300
This is the difference between here and there.
What is the letter T?
300
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way does the egg roll?
What is roosters don't lay eggs.
300
I live in the corner but travel the world.
What is A postage stamp?
300
A doctor and a bus driver fell in love with the same woman. When the bus driver had to go on a week long trip, he gave the woman seven apples because of this.
What is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
300
Does England have a 4th of July?
What is Yes the day after the 3rd of July.
400
If a truck driver is going the wrong way down a one-way street and passes several police officers, why is he not stopped?
What is he is walking?
400
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
What is sawdust.
400
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and place. I am essential to creation, and surround every place.
What is the letter E?
400
This happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream.
What is it makes a splash/ gets wet?
400
How many months have 28 days in them?
What is 12.
500
I have a word of letters three, add two more and fewer there will be. My word is this.
What is few?
500
What do you get when you cross an automobile and a pet?
What is carpet
500
I am a seven letter word. I am greater than God and more evil than the Devil. The rich need me and the poor have me. If you eat me you will die.
What is nothing?
500
An oompa loompa, a pregnant woman, and Martin Luther King Jr. run a race. The winner is this person.
What is the pregnant woman?
(Oompa loompas aren't real and Martin Luther King Jr. Is dead.)