What Has A Neck But No Head
A Bottle
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A Feather
What is full of holes but still holds water
Sponge
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss & Hers
What 5 Letter word typed in all capital letter can be read upsidedown
SWIMS
Which fish costs the most?
A Goldfish
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I Think he must be plotting something
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
Where do you take a sick boat
To The Dock-tor
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
ZERO
what has hands up but cannot clap
A Clock
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
I am an odd number but take away a letter and I become even
Seven(Seven-S=Even)
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A Coffin
What is more useful when it is broken?
AN EGG
What Goes Down But Never Comes up
The Wick in a Candle
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing