random riddles
what has to be broken before you us it?
an egg
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
There are four oranges, and you take three. How many do you have?
3
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
the president
how do you make a tissue dance
put a little boogie in it
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
your name
Two math books complain to each other. What do they tell each other?
I have so many problems
I can't talk but replay when talken to
echo
there are 2 things I don't eat for breakfast
lunch and dinner
What question can you never answer yes to?
when you ate asleep yet
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
here aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
if there are four sheep 2 dogs 1 herding man how many feat are there
2
what can you keep after you give it to someone
your word
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
long time no sea
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
a barber
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he is bald
I’m an odd number. But if you take away a letter from my name, I will become even. What number am I?
seven
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
there are to many ears
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
2nd
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
I say that 6 + 7 = 1. How can that be possible?
I talk about time because 6 AM + 7 hours is 1 PM.chosen
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
they are all married
Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired?
Now his career is in ruins.