Mixed
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
what did the blond say when she walked into the bus?
av
What month of the year has 28 days ?
All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday.
How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
Blond: What does IDK stand for ?
Brunette: I don't know.
What answered the blond?
OMG. Nobody does!!!
what has legs but doesnt walks ?
A table.
What cant talk but will reply when spoken to?
An Echo.
why did the blond put her Ipad in the blender?
she was try to make apple juice.
(ahahhaha)
A candle
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
You right elbow
chauffeur drives the blond home. The chauffeur ask:" Does the flashing light works?" What say the blond?
Yes no yes no yes......
What has words but never speakes ?
A book.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.