Mixed
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
what did the blonde say when she walk in the bus?
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What month of the year has 28 days ?
All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday.
How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
Blonde: What does IDK stand for ?
Brunette: I don't know.
What answered the blonde?
OMG. Nobody does!!!
what has legs but doesnt walks ?
A table.
What cant talk but will reply when spoken to?
An Echo.
why did the blond put her Ipad in the blender?
she was try to make apple juice.
(ahahhaha)
A candle
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
You right elbow
chauffeur driver the blonde home. The chauffeur ask:" Does the flash light work?" What says the blonde?
Yes no yes no yes......
What has words but never speakes ?
A book.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the eleven.