Riddles
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars
Why do bees hum?
Because they do not know the words
Why is an island like the letter T?
Because it is in the middle of water.
What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?
Pay the bull
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head
When is a door not a door?
When it is a jar
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars
What has four legs, but can’t walk?
A table
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
Twelve months
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Moo York
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
How do rabbits travel?
By hare plane
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
The letter “D.” The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree!
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere