ABOUT ME
AM I A MAN?
YES
HOW OLD AM I?
IM ANCIENT LOL
IS GABBY MY FAVORITE?
NO
IS ADALY MY FAVOURITE STUDENT?
MAYBE
WHAT HAS A NECK BUT NO HEAD?
A BOTTLE
DO MEN GET MANICURES?
YES, BECAUSE ITS A MAN-ICURE LOL
HOW TALL AM I?
6,1
DO I LIKE IAN?
NO
IS STEPHANIE MY FAVORITE STUDENT?
NO, SHE THINKS SHES CUTE BUT REALLY SHES NOT
WHAT IS STRONGER THAN STEEL BUT CANT HANDLE THE SUN?
ICE
DO I BOTHER MY STUDENTS WITH HORRIBLE MATH PROBLEMS?
ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR!
DO I LOVE MY WIFE?
SURE
DO I LIKE LAYVON
HES A NIGHTMARE
IS RADAISHA MY FAVORITE STUDENT?
YES MY LAST FAVORITE
WHAT IS IT THAT NO ONE WANTS BUT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE
A LAW SUIT
AM I TIRED?
I DRINK 5 GALLONS OF COFFEE EVERYDAY WHAT DO YOU THINK
HOW MANY DAUGHTERS DO I HAVE?
2
JEREMIAH?
OH GOD...
IS ABRAHAM MY FAVORITE?
DEFINITETLY NOT, I GONNA HAVE A HEARTATTACK WITH HIM
HOW DO EIGHT EIGHTS ADD UP TO 1000
888+88+8+8+8
DO I LIKE MR DIMARCO?
IT DEPENDS WHATS MY MOODS
What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
A man. The times of day represent a lifetime. He crawls as a baby, walks as an adult, and walks with a cane as an elder man.
AM I GOING TO SURVIVE?
CALL NINE GUAN GUAN
IS JOYCE MY FAVORITE?
SHES THE ONLY GOOD ONE
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
EMOJIS!