In Florida the law states if this is tied to a parking meter, one must pay the meter just as if a car was in the spot.
a donkey, an alligator, or an elephant
What is an elephant?
In Indiana it is illegal for liquor stores to sell:
apple pie, milk, chewing gum
What is milk?
A person would be convicted of a crime for doing this in church in the state of Alabama:
singing off key, winking, or wearing a fake mustache
What is wearing a fake mustache?
In Florida women and salon owners may be fined for doing which of the following:
falling asleep under a hair dryer, gossiping, or dying hair purple
What is falling asleep under a hair dryer?
This may not be played on Sunday in the state of Alabama:
Monopoly, Go Fish, dominoes
What is dominoes?
In Kansas it is illegal to do this from a motorboat:
pull a turtle out of the water, shoot rabbits, or pet a cat
What is shoot rabbits?
In North Dakota these two things may not be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant:
rum & pizza, beer & pretzels, liquor & salsa
What is beer and pretzels?
In North Dakota you would become a criminal for doing this:
lying down and falling asleep with your shoes on, brushing a horse's teeth, digging a grave with a spoon
What is lying down and falling asleep with your shoes on?
In California women may not do this while driving:
play a harmonica, wear a bath robe, sneeze
What is wear a bath robe?
According to California state law, this is guaranteed to the masses:
fresh fruit, sunshine, discount Tacos on Tuesdays
What is sunshine?
In Ohio it is illegal to do this on Sunday:
fish for whales, eat a snake, buy a ferret
What is fish for whales?
This is illegal to serve in Wisconsin state prisons:
Dr. Pepper, butter substitute, Jello
What is butter substitute?
In Texas you will become a criminal if you do this from the second story of a hotel:
use a water gun, shoot a buffalo, sing Happy Birthday
What is shoot a buffalo?
At one time in Florida, unmarried women were prohibited from doing this on Sunday:
kissing, parachuting, being in a boat
What is parachuting?
In Nebraska it is illegal for bar owners to sell a beer unless they are simultaneously doing this:
wearing a green apron, holding a parrot, brewing a kettle of soup
What is brewing a kettle of soup?
What is it illegal to do to a fish in Ohio?
eat it while standing, get it drunk, shoot it
What is get it drunk?
In Alabama it is illegal to have this in your back pocket:
an ice cream cone, pizza, a banana
What is an ice cream cone?
In Texas, criminals are required to do this:
give their victims 24 hours notice orally or in writing, leave a receipt for what they stole, lock the door behind them when they leave
What is give their victims 24 hours notice orally or in writing?
In the state of Michigan it is illegal to do this in front of women and children:
swear, floss your teeth, drink beer
What is swear?
In Florida it is illegal to sing in a public place if you:
are wearing a swimsuit, have a beard, are barefoot
What is are wearing a swimsuit?
What is it illegal to do to cows in Texas?
milk them if they don't belong to you, take their picture, ride them
What is milk them if they don't belong to you?
In Arkansas you may not do this outside a sandwich shop after 9 PM:
eat potato chips, honk your horn, use a drive-thru
What is honk your horn?
A law in Chicago, Illinois says you a committing a criminal offense if you:
shoot fireworks on a Wednesday, eat in a place that is on fire, play a tuba in your driveway
What is eat in a place that is on fire?
In Idaho it is illegal for a man to give this to a woman on Valentine's Day:
a box of candy under 50 pounds, an engagement ring, a vacuum cleaner
What is a box of candy under 50 pounds?
In the city of Gary, Indiana a law states you may not go to a movie theater or ride a street car if you have done this within four hours:
smoked a cigarette, eaten garlic, gotten a manicure
What is eaten garlic?