Fire lizard with daddy issues.
Charizard
A sheep that shocks you just for touching it. Thanks.
Mareep
A fish that should’ve been euthanized.
Feebas
A penguin with an ego the size of Mt. Coronet.
Empoleon
It’s just a flamingo. Not a special one. Just... a flamingo.
Flamigo
A duck that constantly has a headache and no health insurance.
Psyduck
It’s just a pile of leaves with eyes. And it’s smug about it.
Bayleef
A gecko with abandonment issues and a tree fetish.
Grovyle
An electric hamster with the power of God.
Pachirisu
A dog made of dough that looks like it smells like cinnamon.
Fidough
Literally just a punch with legs.
Hitmonlee
Your grandma’s teapot if it learned how to punch.
Politoed
A sentient punching bag covered in spikes.
Cacturne
Literally just a rock with a mohawk.
Rampardos
Looks like Wooper gave up on ambition but became a tank.
Clodsire
Basically a snake made of rocks that’s bad at swimming.
Onix
Three magnets and zero personality.
Magneton
It’s not a dragon, but don’t tell it that.
Flygon
The embodiment of depression in snow form.
Abomasnow
A sentient engine that screams at you. Constantly.
Revavroom
Looks like someone glued wings onto a giant onion and called it a day.
Venusaur
Looks like a balloon dog from a birthday party but cursed.
Quagsire
Looks like a rejected Digimon design with way too many wings.
Rayquaza
Somehow both a skunk and a bomb. Thanks Sinnoh.
Skuntank
Literally a swordfish with PTSD and a need for revenge.
Chien-Pao