Sh*t Customers Say
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Customers most often mix up these two doughnuts, but will never admit its their fault...

What are... Chocolate Frosted and Chocolate Glazed

200

A type of beverage order that is so unspecific, you have to wonder if they've ever ordered anything before in their life.

What is... Can I get a coffee?

300

A proclamation often made after ordering these specific cake doughnuts, upon hearing us repeat back the order.

What is... "I ordered chocolate/blueberry CAKE, not GLAZED"

400

A common response to a barista listing off what doughnuts are currently available at the moment.

What is... "So do you have ____???"

(So you don't have ___???)

500

The last thing you want to hear a customer order in the middle of a very busy rush.

What is... "Can I get 3 Coffee Boxes?"

What is... "Can I get 5 Express Dozen?"

What is... "Can I get an Iced Matcha with Strawberry ColdFoam"

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