UHHHHHHHH
Where was I born?
latrobe
Name my current pets.
Oscar and Milo
Who was the only person River actually dated in person?
Poppy
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What class does River skip the most?
Creative Writing
What was my name going to be if not River?
Phoenix or Hayden
How many dogs have I owned?
5
Who was River's gay awakening?
Zendaya
Do I have eyebrows?
yup
Which teacher from middle school knows the most about my trauma?
Mr. Kopper
What was the roof color of my first ever house?
Red
How many pet crabs has River murdered?
3
Which of River's exes got a new puppy during the relationship?
Lana
How many times has River cracked their head open?
5
What class is River failing, and what percentage do they have in the class?
math, 48%
How many times have I slit my eyebrows?
3
Name at least 3 of th names of River's past pets.
sparkey, cooper, rascal, pumpkin,eddie, ollie, etc
Who did River talk to the longest?
Ila
What mental illness is River currently being observed for?
borderline personality disorder
What was my 5th grade teacher's name? (she had rubber chickens and let me sit on her desk)
Miss McPartland
How many toes do I have?
10
How many pets has River owned in total?
30+
Describe River's love life in one word.
pathetic
What section of River's brain has the most damage?
the frontal lobe
What was the story Jenna and River wrote about suicide in 8th grade called?
Broken Mirrors