Just-in the Facts
Clocking in at this height, Justin matches height with the likes of Jeff Goldblum and Tim Robbins
6'1"
Justin was accused of being unable to read in the 8th grade because he would only check out a collection of this comic strip from the school library.
Calvin and Hobbes
Born in raised in Provo, Utah, Justin is this number in the sibling line of 5.
4th of 5.
Justin and Jordan became friends in the 8th grade, but they actually met in the 7th grade while Justin did this the whole year.
Bullied them.
After chugging two liters of this soda "to prove a point," Justin spent the next 40 minutes throwing up.
Mountain Dew
After a small health scare, Justin has been living this diet for over a year now.
Keto
First Leash
The marital Status that Justin selects for government forms
Divorced
Justin is aware of his crippling addiction to this stimulant, and frequently consumes almost a full gram of it daily.
Caffeine
Anytime one of Justin's friends visit these restaurants, they "pour one out" of its verde salsa for him.
Betos/Rancheritos
The average time that Justin goes to bed, regardless of when he starts the next day.
12:13am
While it isn't the Lord of the Rings, Justin considers this series the best introduction to the fantasy genre
The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon)
This company offered Justin's mother a job after her college graduation, however she turned it down to start a business with her husband.
Apple
While getting bored keeping score in volleyball, Justin developed this game to encourage his friends to pay attention to the scores themselves
Real Fake Facts with Justin
Everytime Justin drives past this fast food restaurant, he debates whether liver failure would be worth it.
Taco Bell