Conspiracies
Proponents of this theory routinely prove themselves wrong with experiments involving the horizon, and apparently have never flown on a plane before.
What is the Flat Earth conspiracy?
“I have solved some mysteries, I'll admit, and I enjoy it, but I'm sure there are many other girls who could do the same.”
Who is Nancy Drew?
As a child, he was part of the Brat Pack, and after a stint in Rehab, he played in movies like Charlie Bartlet, Tropic Thunder, and Zodiac
Who is RDJ?
Here you might find plastic green army men, yoyos, slinkys, and jacks in the box.
What is a Toy Bin?
His son is often ridiculed for his pseudo-profundities on Twitter. Why couldn't the son just whip his hair back and forth like this sister?
Who is Will Smith?
Famous believers in this conspiracy include Offset, Chet Hanks, Donald Trump, and Jenny McCarthy
Who is Nancy Reagan?
This roommate of Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Garfield gained fame for a popular tween movie, though he's moved on to more grown up roles in films like Tenet, the Batman, and the Lighthouse
Who is Robert Pattinson?
Here you might find banana peels, egg shells, coffee grounds, and candy wrappers.
What is the garbage bin?
His son was Edward VI, but it was his daughters Elizabeth and Mary (who were step sisters, actually) were stronger and duked it out for his throne.
This technology had the horrible misfortune of being rolled out at the same time as the Covid Pandemic, leading many to believe it was behind the virus- instead of better cell connection.
What is the 5g conspiracy?
"“I had people asking me, ‘Do you think she had anything to do with it?’ My reaction to that was that’s ridiculous. To me, this had to have been some random act."
Who is Nancy Kerrigan?
Although he grew up in Little Italy, this owner of the msot famous schnoz in show business is only one quarter Italian.
Who is Robert DeNiro?
Here you might find people with mental health issues.
What is a loony bin?
His son has caught a lot of flak for working for a foreign Natural Gas company, doing cocaine, and having nude photos on his laptop hard drive.
Who is Joe Biden?
These long-lasting, thin clouds have been blamed for global warming, population control, mind control, and even turning 'the freaking frogs gay'.
What are Chemtrails?
Listen, when somebody says, "I take the fifth", well, you know, they did something, ok? Why else would they take the fifth?
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Court TV will always hold a special place in my heart.
Who is Nancy Grace?
He frequently wrote about rural New England settings, and was the poet laureate of Vermont as well as a Congressional Gold Medal. I wonder what life was down the other road?
Who is Robert Frost?
Here you might find cheap shirts, discounted pants, and shoes on sale
What is the bargain bin?
Her sons include a bank cursebreaker, a dragon wrangler, a ministry beaurocrat, two joke shop owners, and a nervous quidditch keeper.
To make fun of other conspiracies, internet trolls began spreading rumors that these animals aren't real- they're robots who spy on us for the government, and they recharge by sitting on powerlines.
What are Birds?
Most people, when they lose their dads, they go through a period of mourning and grieving, and time begins to heal their sadness...The man was probably one of the most photographed people who ever lived.
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Dad really had little to do with the songs, except to perform them.
Who is Nancy Sinatra?
This polio survivor and environmental activist is more famous for starring in films like All the Presidents Men, Out of Africa, and the Sting.
Who is Robert Redford?
He was found by Navy seals in a compound just over the border in Pakistan in 2011
Osama Bin Laden
His son's name is supposedly pronounced "Ex Ash Ay Twelve". Or something.
Who is Elon Musk?