Ronisms
Ron claims this item is in his eye whenever he is brought to tears.
What is a lego?
This is Ron's favorite clothing accessory, which doubles as a place to store pencils.
What is a pocket protector?
Ron would play this genre of music in his truck to embarrass his children, especially when their friends were around.
What is carousel music?
Ron will keep no fewer than 3 of these on his dashboard while driving, regardless of the lack of road visibility.
What are hats?
Ron lived in this city prior to purchasing 5250 McDonell Avenue and moving in with Laura.
What is Moraga?
Ron famously feigns bonking his head whenever he opens this piece of furniture.
What is the kitchen cupboard?
Ron won a Pontiac Grand Am by guessing how many of these items were in the trunk.
What are rocks?
This is Ron's favorite Christmas movie that elicits endless laughs every year.
What is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
Ron's closet is full of these colorful items of clothing.
What are Hawaiian Shirts?
The Post's first chicken, who would hang out with Ron in the garage and watch TV as he was working, went by this name.
Who is Sparky?
This is Ron's favorite term of endearment to call someone following their mistake or error, which both his children now also frequently use.
What is a jamoke?
Laura's sister Margie famously called Ron this during a not-so-friendly game of Guesstures.
What is "Geek Dork Nerd"?
There are this many pieces of furniture in the Post household that Ron made himself in woodworking class.
What is 4?
Ron entered a collection of these in the Alameda County Fair Hobby Building competition.
What are Matchbox Cars?
This ensemble from the early 2000's is Ron's most famous of many extravagant Halloween costumes.
What is the Empire State Building?
This is Ron's favorite expression to use when it is very warm outside.
What is "It's hotter than a leadminer's bottom"?
Before joining Chevron for the remainder of his career, Ron worked for this company.
What is Bechtel?
Ron used a candy stone that Laura didn't know existed to make this homemade dessert for his poker buddies.
What is peanut brittle?
This is where Ron finds many unique items that others have cast away.
What is the side of the road?
Ron and Laura both inscribed this phrase on the inside of their wedding rings without knowing what the other was going to choose.
What is "From This Day Forward"?
This is what Ron says every time he passes gas.
What is "Captain Who?"
Ron infamously claims to be one of the world's top 5 experts in this mechanical engineering topic.
What is "Gaskets and Closures"?
This is Ron's favorite American crime documentary TV series, which showcases the career of a retired Colorado Springs homicide detective.
What is "Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda"?
Ron has boxes upon boxes of these small items upstairs in the garage, which he somehow believes will be valuable someday.
What are Happy Meal Toys?
Ron and Laura traveled to Vancouver circa 1993 for this global event.
What is the International Pyrotechnic Competition?