Bad Movie Descriptions
Nose-less man has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Harry Potter
"Fairy Floss"
A disappearing, magical sweet treat that dissolves before it has a chance to stick in your teeth!
Cotton Candy
He will need more than corn for crunch and oats for bunch to defeat the Lost Boys
Capt'n Hook
What male and female contestants own the record for most played days on Survivor
Rob Mariano
Parvati Shallow
American staple that can come with vanilla ice cream a la mode.
Apple Pie
Girl has to pretend to be a man to be taken seriously.
Mulan
"Pete's Super Submarines"
Pete deserved this name since he is the one that funded the original fast food flagship shop, but after 3 short years, Fred Deluca decided that it was a foot long of a mouthful and changed it to _____?
Subway
The only thing higher than the fiber content is his status at Winterfell.
Raisin Bran Stark
What song did Patrick sing to David at open-mic night in Schitts creek?
Simply The Best
Filo stacks with nuts and honey.
Baklava
A talking green puppet convinces a son to kill his dad.
Star Wars
"Lunar Larry"
I guess a guy named Larry and his pal Woody didn't have enough cool factor for Andy.
Buzz Lightyear
A killer fruit on the streets of London.
Apple Jack The Ripper
Who taught Beth Harmon how to play chess?
William Shaibel
Custard topped with a layer of clear caramel sauce
Flan
Group spends nine hours returning a piece of jewelry.
Lord of the Rings
This novel was originally named to showcase the symbolism of chasing the American dream, but ended up with a title that gave Nick Carraway's billionaire West Egg neighbor the naming rights.
The Great Gatsby
It's mixture of chocolate and peanut butter is much better than his attempt to Make a Band.
Reese's Puff Daddy
Ghost, Grey Wind, Lady, Summer, Nymeria, and Shaggy Dog.
cold interior coated in browned meringue
Baked Alaska
Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on television.
Hunger Games
"Chicken Feed"
The only thing more appetite reducing that this candy's actual taste was its original name. The literal direction was funny at the start but its lack of resemblance gave the creators enough incentive to sweeten its namesake.
Candy Corn
HE'S ALIVE! If you aren't careful, he will eat more than just your cereal.
Dr. Franken Berry
What is the full name of Joe Exotic's zoo?
Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park
Profiterole