Moms Survival Kit
Something Rosie cant live without every day
Black Coffee
Mom started baking cookies but forgot to wear this essential kitchen accessory.
hair net
Would mom rather have unlimited coffee gift cards or unlimited winners gift cards
coffee cards
You likely will catch Mom doing this at lunch break
going for a walk
Mom’s special skill: she’s always right about this, even when no one else agrees
super power of always being right
Rosie has to get this done every 3 weeks
Nails
Mom eats a bowl of jube-jubes... what colour jube-jube is likely nowhere to be found?
Black
Would Mom rather cook the meal or wash the dishes?
Cook the meal
In the winter time, what will you find Mom doing?
Laying on a beach somewhere outside of North America
She somehow knows immediately if you borrowed this, even if you try to hide it.
borrowed her lululemon
mom might not need this, but ever might need this after going into the washroom after her
perfume, room spray, a opened window
Mom booked her hair appointment and nail appointment. What appointment is missing?
Eyelashes
Would Rosie smuggle Portuguese moonshine into her luggage to Poland or abide by the rules?
Smuggle
If mom is attending a family dinner, what is she likely bringing?
Pie, cake (Dessert)
No matter how wild the week gets, Mom’s place never looks like this.
a mess
You wont catch Rosie baking in the kitchen without this
Hair net
Mom is on a one week vacation, she brought 6 different outfits, what is missing?
Another outfit. No re-wearing allowed.
Would my mom rather hold her farts in public or silently (or not so silently) let it out in public while walking in front of you
I dont think she has ever held a fart in her whole life
She watches this show that is basically the same age as her
Young and a restless
The ability to make everyone leave the room instantly
her rancid farts
Why is Rosie likely going to spend money on Thursdays?
We made too much - Lululemon
At the coffee shop, Mom is not satisfied with her latte order cause she forgot to order what
order her latte extra hot/add vanilla shot
Would she rather go camping in Peru or restaurant hopping in Greece
Restaurant hopping in Greece
If you walk into my moms house and she is screaming at the TV screen, what is she doing?
Playing Pacman
she can shop till she drops on vacation yet the weight of this never seems to change
her luggage (50lbs)