The Hobbit
Riddles
Riddles
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
What is a mountain?
His brother, older yet not wiser
Who is Alex?
Vaccine-obsessed quarterback who has ruined 2 NFL franchises
Who is Aaron Rogers?
What is a mantis shrimp?
Big screens and bigger egos; lots of loud noises and dead wives
Who is Christopher Nolan?
His cats, one fat and one skinny
Who are Bella & Hugo?
$800 million brand deal with a bad knee; baseball’s Emperor Hirohito
Who is Shohei Ohtani?
More a fox than a panda, but it sure looks the part
What is a red panda?
Tells stories of ladies and birds alike
Who is Greta Gerwig?
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless it flutters,
Toothless it bites,
Mouthless it mutters.
What is wind?
His father, gloriously bald
Who is Rory?
Hey LeBron, we’re all good now.
Who is Ben Simmons?
The animal kingdom’s most famous hybrid; a maneless wonder
What is a liger?
Directs in perfect symmetry
Who is Wes Anderson?
Held without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What is an egg?
His ex-girlfriend, the poor soul
Who is Leina?
Former 49er, never a Commander; likes to post, doesn’t like to practice
Who is Brandon Aiyuk?
Warm-blooded fish with a major presence
What is a sunfish (or mola mola)?
Who is Martin Scorsese?
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is time?
His name, from when he thought he was a trans woman
Who is Layla? or Who is Rose?
The “Wemby-stopper” and OKC’s least favorite white boy
Who is Chet Holmgren?
The only lizard of the sea, and the inspiration for Godzilla
What is a marine iguana?
Quick cuts, montages, and ice creams
Who is Edgar Wright?