FFA
What are the FFA official Colors?
Blue and Gold
What band were we on our way to see when Eli pooped his pants?
Cloverton
"Ching Chong, EMAW"
Toben
a dark space between buildings, an entertainment venue, and a girlfriend all share their name with this relative:
Cousin Allie
Autistic man runs very far
Forrest Gump
What position did Abby hold on the state officer team for FFA?
Vice President
How many pieces of Pizza put together form what Eli calls a "mega slice"
3
"She was waiting outside... so I took my pants off for her"
Pizzaman
a bears quarterback, a famous sausage company, and a police chief from Stranger Things share their names with this relative
Grandpa (jimmy dean)
Neglectful parents leave child at home to go on luxurious vacation, almost gets him killed.
Home Alone
Which relative of ours was an FFA sponsor?
Brandon
After scoring his 18th point, Pizzaman turned to the crowd and hit what celebration?
Make it rain (money)
*reffering to stealing something, this person said*
"Just bonk it. You know, like the kids say. Bonk gang or something."
Mom
A best friend, a Pizza artist, and a Baptist all have the same name as what relative of ours?
A turtle and a racoon fight over who can be more selfshish
Over the Hedge
What did grandma and grandpa look forward to buying from the FFA members every year?
Fruit (more specifically, grapefruit)
What restaurant did Eli eat at before leaving behind his infamous "corn trail"
Brookeville Hotel
"I got bored so I took an autism test today... turns out I am more than the average amount of autistic. Explains a lot really."
Josiah
A builder, a poet, and one of our family's favorite sports player share a name with this relative
Grandpa Burnett (Bob, Robert, Bobby)
Prince runs away after getting framed for the death of the king, but it's all good cause he sings a song with a smelly animal
Lion Kind
What is the FFA motto?
"Learning to Do, Doing to Learn, Learning to Live, Living to Serve"
Which Teacher caught pizzaman swinging on the stall doors in elementary school?
Mrs. Besthvaughter
"I want to become a police officer. Not to arrest people, but just so I can have the power to make white women cry"
Jon
An outlaw, an adult going back to high school, and a royals DH all share a name with this relative
Grandma (Billy)
A short dude cares a lot about trees
The Lorax