Harry Potter Villains
He Who Should Not be Named
Who is Voldemort?
Boy born to single mom. Very popular with community. Makes two close friends who teach him how to talk. Mom is killed, Dad shows up and raises him. He grows up and falls in love with a girl, fights for her honor and helps evacuate his neighborhood from a devastating fire.
What is Bambi?
Give me a Break!
What is a Kit Kat Bar?
Fern, Wilbur, Templeton.
What is Charlotte's Web?
Crappy NFL Football team.
What are the Buffalo Bills?
Married to Narcissa.
Who is Lucious Malfoy?
Girl grows up loved by everyone, except her stepmother who hires a hit-man to kill her. She escapes and meets seven short strangers in the woods who protect her. Her stepmother eventually finds her and uses magic to poison an apple. The girl eats the apple and falls into a coma. Her friends kill her stepmom. A kiss from a prince wakes her up and they live happily ever after.
What is Snow White?
Nobody better lay a finger on my...
What is Butterfinger?
Sally, Thing One, Thing Two, Fish.
What is The Cat in the Hat?
The water jug is empty so Lily _____ it up.
What is fills?
Massive snake who works for He Who Must Not Be Named.
Who is Nagini?
A rooster narratives the entire movie.
What is Robin Hood?
Taste the Rainbow.
What are Skittles?
Ole Golly, Sport, Janie, Marion Hawthorne.
What is Harriet the Spy?
When it's cold outside, if a person forgets their sweater, they may get these.
What are the chills?
Obsessed with cats and the color pink.
Who is Professor Umbridge?
Chubby baby with huge ears gets laughed at and bullied by everyone he meets. He teaches himself to fly and gets back at all the people who made fun of him by firing peanuts at them.
What is Dumbo?
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
What are M&M's?
Aslan, Mr. Tumlus, Mr. Beaver.
What is The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe?
Fish need these to breath.
What are gills?
Guarded the Chamber of Secrets.
What is a Basilisk?
A plethora of short stories accompanied by an orchestra.
What is Fantasia?
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
What is Almond Joy?
Miss Honey, Mrs. Trunchbull.
What is Matilda?
Feathers or a writing utensil.
What are quills?