A magician's conjuring rod.
What is a wand?
"Come on down!"
What is the Price is Right?
This is another term for a bowel movement.
What is a stool?
Henry Cobb & I.M. Pei designed Place Ville-Marie, a landmark in this city.
Where is Montreal?
In poker it's commonly used as a wild card.
What is a joker?
A verb for what you do to make porter, or a noun meaning the resulting drink.
"The tribe has spoken"
What is Survivor?
What is a bar stool?
The Butchart Gardens is one of the prettiest spots near this provincial capital on Vancouver Island.
Where is Victoria?
In the movies he sings "If I Only Had A Brain".
Who is Scarecrow?
In our heavenly neighborhood, Ganymede is the largest.
What is moon?
"Will you accept this rose?"
What is the Bachelor?
Little Miss Muffet sat on one of these low stools.
What is a tuffet?
Traditionally constructed by the Inuit, Inuksuit are stone figures used as landmarks in this Inuit-majority territory.
What are Nunavut?
The Adelie is a medium-sized one.
What is a penguin?
Business owners often keep their money in this, the cash drawer in a store.
What is the till?
"Please pack your knives and go"
What is Top Chef?
Though with no skull & cross-bones warning, these types of mushrooms are considered poisonous.
What is a toadstool?
A city in New Jersey has the same name as this province, Canada's only officially bilingual one.
Where is New Brunswick?
What Humpty Dumpty is--literally, that is, not because of his smarts.
What is Egg Head?
In crossword puzzles, this state bird is often called a "Hawaiian goose".
What is a nene?
"Big bucks, no whammies! Stop!"
What is Press Your Luck?
An ancient empire, and this kind of stool to accompany a chair or couch.
What is an Ottoman?

In the 1880s this Alberta city got the Canadian Pacific Railway, but in 1905 its rival Edmonton struck back as it became the capital.
Where is Calgary?
Its scientific name is Toxicodendron radicans.
What is Poison Ivy?