Apex Legends
The largest mountain in our solar system. Man, Greek gods had a hell of a commute
Olympus Mons
Possibly the greatest gymnast of all time, she has four moves named after her, seven Olympic medals, and one medal of freedom.
Simone Biles
This sky god was the result of the Titan Cronus impregnating his sister Rhea, after castrating his father Uranus. Don't kink-shame.
Zeus
This little piggy went to market
Big toe
The English word for hummus. Don't worry, you can eat these and still be vegan: no actual poultry involved.
Chickpeas
This movie about a death-defying ascent of El Cap won the Oscar for most anxiety inducing documentary.
Free Solo
This American swimmer would probably drown if he tried to wear all the gold medals he's won.
Michael Phelps
Also known as Raven God and Battle Blinder, this father of the gods sacrificed himself to himself by hanging himself on the world tree. He also gave up an eye for the secret of the runes.
Odin
A weakness that can bring down more than a Greek hero. Remember to double dip your infant in the river Styx lest one part on his body stay unprotected where you held him!
Achilles' Heel
Also known as the goobers, this legume can be turned into oil, butter, or eaten roasted and salted.
Peanuts
The sherpa who did all the actual work in the first ascent of Mount Everest. Well, the first the climbers survived anyway.
Tenzing Norgay
The fastest man alive won his first gold medal for sprinting 100m in 9.69 seconds. Nice.
Usain Bolt
A West African Trickster God most of us are familiar with thanks to the effort of one British Jew.
Anansi
The story of how you can catch a wild Kevin Bacon by banning dance.
Footloose
Named after a bit of anatomy, you can see the resemblance, but thankfully not taste it.
Kidney Beans
The mountain on which 1 in 10 mountaineering accidents in the US happen. Formerly named after a forgettable president.
Denali
The greatest tennis player of all time, she isn't technically royalty even though her father was dubbed King when played by Will Smith in his biopic.
Serena Williams
A mystery, in more ways than one. Born from a rock and destined to slay a bull, this Persian God gave us the date, but not much else, for Christmas.
Mithras
This "QT" really has a thing for feet.
Quentin Tarantino
These legumes used to ask us: "Whatcha gon' do with all that junk / All that junk inside your trunk?"
Black Eyed Peas
This map features the highest elevation in the video game Apex Legends.
Storm Point
This perennially bored daredevil technically cheated when he set a gauntlet record in Apex Legends with a little explosive assistance.
Octavio "Octane" Silva
This Aztec creator god was associated with the Jaguar. His name may translate to "the smoking mirror", possibly a reference to the obsidian mirrors were made from at the time.
Tezcatlipoca
Do not accept this fallen brand ambassador's offer of a footlong, especially if you're underage.
Jared (Fogle) from Subway
Named not after the cute whale but rather the sturgeon of the same name, these lentils are supposed to taste like caviar.
Beluga Lentils