DEAD PRESIDENTS
John, an actor, screamed the Latin phrase "Sic semper tyrannis!" before using a Derringer to prematurely end this presidents term
Abraham Lincoln
The generic term for a victorian swashbuckler, apart of a close knit crew, often depicted with an eyepatch
Pirate
Despite the relatively underwhelming design of Apple's modern version, it has been so popularized since the inclusion in the original Macintosh that you are using one right now to click the buzzer
Mouse
This Jamaican-accented cinnamon stick raced against a grumpy apple in early 2000s cereal ads, but his exaggerated portrayal of Caribbean stereotypes eventually led to his quiet retirement
CinnaMon
In 1932, Australian soldiers waged war against large flightless birds in this conflict. And even though they had over 900 confirmed kills the Austrailians were delcared the losers
The Great Emu War
This president's death was mentioned in the lyrics of Billy Joel's 1989 hit single "We Didn't Start The Fire" describing him as being "blown away"
John F. Kennedy
This one-eyed leader assembled Earth's mightiest heroes to defend against threats like Loki and Ultron
Nick Fury
In the mid 1980s Apple aired a commericial to introduce the Macintosh to the world. The premise and slogan of the ad campaign was based around this George Orwell penned novel
1984
This sunglasses-wearing, smooth-talking, desert dweller was once the face of a major cigarette brand, but after criticism for allegedly appealing to children, was retired in the late 1990s
Joe Camel
This European leader was welcomed back to France after escaping exile on the island of Elba, reclaiming his throne, and plunging Europe back into all out war. After he was exiled a second time he would die of stomach cancer surrounded by The British Navy
Napoleon Boneparte
These two founding fathers died on the exact same day, July 4th, on the 50th anniversary of the signing of The Declaration of Independence. Ironically, neither ever found out the other had died despite their hatred for one another
Thomas Jefferson and John Adams
This white-haired, blindfolded sorcerer is in charge of the vessel of Sukuna and his teammates who work alongside him to combat curses and protect the world
Satoru Gojo
This modern iteration of radio which is named after Apple's handheld music player
Podcasts
Although he would eventually become a beloved icon of Sesame Street and The Muppets, this banjo playing amphibian started his career as the violent "Wilkins" in the Wilkin's Coffee commercials which ran throughout the early 1960s
Kermit the Frog
In 1958, this country's airforce accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb over a populated rural area nearby their own airbase during a routine training mission, but luckily, it did not detonate
The United States
This long winded statesman gave his innaugural speech for two hours in the freezing cold, dying of pneumonia only thirty days later
William Henry Harrison
This mutant spaceship captain of the Planet Express crew teamed up with Fry and Bender in this futuristic animated sitcom
Turanga Leela
This hit Nickelodeon sitcom shares its prefix with Apple's smartphone and tablet
iCarly
While his purple nephew is known the world over, even becoming an unnoficial mascot of the New York Mets, this lesser known fast food icon and Irish relative has recently reappeared after having been missing from advertising since the mid 1980s
Uncle O'Grimacey
Senator Ted Cruz once infamously used this controversial political manuver to stop the passing of The Affordable Care Act. This specific instance lasted 21 hours and included a reading of the entirety of the book Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Suess
The Filibuster
Elected to the Presidency in the early 1920s, he once infamously noted "I am not fit for this office and should never have been here." He died of a heart attack before his term ended and was succeeded by his Vice President, Calvin Coolidge
Warren G. Harding
Paul McCartney teamed up with this musical legend for the 1982 hit single "Ebony and Ivory"
Stevie Wonder
Steve Jobs got the name Apple Computers from his affinity for The Beatles, and by proxy, their publishing company. The naming of which entered both parties into a decades long legal battle
Apple Corps
Sporting a red jumpsuit with bunny-like ears, this mischievous mascot was created by Domino's as somthing to avoid. After a bizarre real-life hostage situation involving his name, he was pulled from ads in the late 1980s
The Noid
In 1859, this conflict, which started over a single pig being shot on a disputed island, nearly led to war between the United States and Canada. It ended without any casualties, except for the pig
The Pig War