QUOTABLE WOMEN
IN SEPTEMBER
RIDDLE
ATTACK OF THE MOVIE MONSTERS
INTERNET JARGON
100

Concerning her 1949 nude calendar photos, this actress said, "It's not true I had nothing on; I had the radio on"

Marilyn Monroe

100

A September 1666 fire destroyed much of this capital city, including its cathedral

London

100

What question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep yet?

100

"Jaws", about one of these sea creatures, kept lots of folks out of the water

A (great white) shark

100

Meaning "I approve", "coo" is short for this; saving 1 keystroke adds up

Cool

200

This primitive artist who began painting in her 70s said, "Painting's not important. The important thing is keeping busy"

Grandma Moses

200

September in the Southern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent of this month in the north

March

200

Turning me on my side makes me everything, while cutting me in half makes me nothing. What am I?

8

200

You can see this monster from Egypt's past in a film from back in 1932 or at Universal Studios

The Mummy

200

"GTG" can mean "good to go" or this parting phrase

Got-to-go

300

On August 10, 1945 this former First Lady wrote, "The times now call for mankind as a whole to rise to great heights"

Eleanor Roosevelt

300

On September 9 (not in spring) Japan observes Choyo No Sekku, a festival celebrating this flower

The chrysanthemum

(DOUBLE)

300

A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater, hangs him, and then they eat dinner. How is this possible?

She is a photographer taking and developing a picture.

300

"AVP" is short for "Alien vs." it

Predator

300

Someone who types "sup" to you is contracting these 2 words

What's up

400

This mademoiselle said, "As for you, archers, soldiers, gentlemen...who are besieging Orleans, depart in God's name"

Joan of Arc

400

Tajikistan, Armenia & Latvia all gained independence in September of this tumultuous year

1991

400

A woman living on the 20th floor uses the elevator down in the morning but only goes to the 10th floor in the evening, walking the rest of the way up. Why?

She is too short to reach the button for the 20th floor.

400

This lovestruck giant ape ends up far from Skull Island, his home

King Kong

400

In "kk", the first K replaces this letter

O

500

She once remarked, "Freaks was a thing that I photographed a lot"

Diane Arbus

500

Make a donation on September 27, the feast day of this saint "de Paul", the patron saint of charities

St. Vincent de Paul

500

How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?

It has 2 syllables 

500

Abe Sapien helps this well-"red" guy who went from the Dark Side to working for our side

Hellboy

500

Writer Adam Gopnik was among parents who made their kids snicker by thinking "LOL" meant this, not "laugh out loud"

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